Hold onto your grandma, or she may rush the stage.
Once classes end for seniors, the only thing standing between them and the rest of their lives is a graduation ceremony. These uppity events are full of speeches, applause, and awkwardly tense moments. While they're meticulously planned, from the seating to the staging, there's a lot that can happen unexpectedly when hoards of people are stuffed under one roof for several hours.
From blow-up sex dolls to fascist grandmas, here are some whacky graduation ceremony highlights:
1. Wake up call
"I fell asleep while they were calling names and totally missed my name being called. What’s even funnier is that neither of the two troglodytes sitting next to me thought about waking me up. We were NOT all in this together. I woke up somewhere around the Ls (fitting) and realized that everyone around me had their fake diplomas in a little red scroll. So what did I do? I got up and walked to the end of the line and made them re-announce my name because I deserve my moment. We all do." - Matty, 20 Read more...
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